Old sayings
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Brentwood Bob
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Yogi said these:
You can observe a lot by just watching.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Local sayings:
If it was easy, anybody could do it.
If you don't fish, you won't catch any fish.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
Local sayings:
If it was easy, anybody could do it.
If you don't fish, you won't catch any fish.
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barrelnose
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You can’t fix stupid,
Employ a teenager , while they know everything,
A dogs only as good as his owner,
Employ a teenager , while they know everything,
A dogs only as good as his owner,
updraught
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Borninthefifties
Member
When faced with a tough decision my Dad liked to say, "What would you rather do, climb a hill of maggots or swim a river of snot?"
Frank Miller
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Would you like it done right, or right away?
I may not make a good impression but I'll make a lasting one.
Frank miller
I may not make a good impression but I'll make a lasting one.
Frank miller
katy
Well-known member
Here's a few more, "for old time's sake"
People with shaky hands shouldn’t enter dental school.
Contracts giveth with the large print and taketh away with the fine print.
This soil will grow anything from sugar beets to door knobs.
Well the eggs are broke now.
I always was a sucker for a pretty face.
He hasn’t combed his hair since he was 15.
Ignorant as a tree stump.
Quiet as wood smoke.
50 cent words.
A pisces working for scale.
Harder to follow than a white bee in a snow storm.
Don’t jump in before you know how deep it is.
Damper than a frog’s drawers.
Opportunity doesn’t make house calls.
There are some people who not only keep you from being lonely, but make you wish you were.
He can smell food before it’s even cooking.
Homlier than a mud fence.
Plain as plowed ground.
Can’t tell dung from wild honey.
He has more tricks than a dog has fleas.
Blunt as the face of an anvil.
A bat out of Carlsbad.
People with shaky hands shouldn’t enter dental school.
Contracts giveth with the large print and taketh away with the fine print.
This soil will grow anything from sugar beets to door knobs.
Well the eggs are broke now.
I always was a sucker for a pretty face.
He hasn’t combed his hair since he was 15.
Ignorant as a tree stump.
Quiet as wood smoke.
50 cent words.
A pisces working for scale.
Harder to follow than a white bee in a snow storm.
Don’t jump in before you know how deep it is.
Damper than a frog’s drawers.
Opportunity doesn’t make house calls.
There are some people who not only keep you from being lonely, but make you wish you were.
He can smell food before it’s even cooking.
Homlier than a mud fence.
Plain as plowed ground.
Can’t tell dung from wild honey.
He has more tricks than a dog has fleas.
Blunt as the face of an anvil.
A bat out of Carlsbad.
woofa.express
Well-known member
Notice in a workshop that serviced my aeroplanes. Because of the hourly rate it is obvious it wasn’t recent.
Workshop rates.
30 dollars an hour.
60 dollars an hour if you have started.
120 dollars an hour if you help.
Workshop rates.
30 dollars an hour.
60 dollars an hour if you have started.
120 dollars an hour if you help.
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McMimmcs
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Cookiemonster
Junior Member
Well cut my legs off and call me shorty!
Standing Elk
Senior Member
1. The only stupid question is the one that never gets asked.
2. I started with nothin and still have most of it left
3. This ground is so poor you would have to sit on a sack of fertilizer just to raise an umbrella
4. Its been so dry, ya have to prime yourself to spit
2. I started with nothin and still have most of it left
3. This ground is so poor you would have to sit on a sack of fertilizer just to raise an umbrella
4. Its been so dry, ya have to prime yourself to spit