Old sayings

[beefheart]

“The kindness of a dog, is the way a human should be”

 

[Robert/Texas]

Measure twice, cut once but I always tell my wife to measure once cut twice because that's what she always does.

 

[Nosetime]

Saw this from a youngster on Instagram, and not bad advice. "Fellas, don't let a $20 sun dress cost you 18 years of Child Support".

 

[fordwife]

An old carpenter friend used to say that a mentally slow person was " a half a bubble out of plumb."

 

[marko39]

If dogs don't go to heaven when they die, I want to go where they go.

 

[KenBolton]

“If I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck at all.”
Being raised on a dairy farm; “Be careful not to strain your milk.”

 

[jthomas6]

Government Specifications: Measure with a micrometer, Mark with a chalk, and Cut with an axe!

 

[fuzes45]

Unless you are the lead dog the scenery never changes. Way up north author

 

[beefheart]

“ just when you think your all high and mighty, try telling someone else’s dog what to do”

 

[wwirz]

if you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.

 

[Jack Shaft]

"I like cash, it spends just like money"...Yogi Berra

 

[woofa.express]

He was so slow one could wear out a set of tyres before he finished.

 

[vern hodgson]

Saw this from a youngster on Instagram, and not bad advice. "Fellas, don't let a $20 sun dress cost you 18 years of Child Support".

Oh, I like that!

 

[Wick]

Happy as a puppy when he found out he could Lick his balls.

 

[woofa.express]

As happy as a pig in mud.
Mud can be substituted of course. or
like a seagull with a piece of fat.

 

[wwirz]

"He could break an anvil with a screwdriver"

 

[KenBolton]

The definition of insanity: “Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

 

[beefheart]

“The large print giveith , and the small print takeith away”

 

[katy]

"Slicker than snot on a doorknob."

"If at first you don't succeed - reload"

"The girl was such a slow talker that before she could say she wasn't that kind of girl, she was."

"Rely on your brakes instead of your horn", old Raybestos advertising sign.

 

[29closedcabguy]

If your liabilities exceed your assets....your *** sets in jail.