Frank Miller
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Good thing you are not a baptist. Would have been quite a mess driving it in the lake. Ah, that's christening.
But it reminds me of the story of the priest, baptist minister and rabbi that would periodically get together to discuss their different faiths. One day they were wondering if you could teach a bear religion? They decided they would investigate and report next time they met.
At the next meeting the priest, sporting some bandages, explained how he went up to the bear and while he met some resistance the bear calmed don once the holy water was sprinkled on it and they talked religion the rest of the afternoon.
The baptist minister, with a few more bandages and his arm in a sling, explianed, "We don't sprinkle them like you catholics, we dunk them. Well, that bear would have none of it but i finally got him dunked in the lake and he calmed down and we discussed religion the rest of the afternoon."
Meanwhile the rabbi is sitting there in a full body cast and the minister and the priest look at him. He just asks, "Ever try and circumcise one of those things?"
I also suppose it is also good you are not Jewish. It might get tiring explaining the missing horn cover.
But it reminds me of the story of the priest, baptist minister and rabbi that would periodically get together to discuss their different faiths. One day they were wondering if you could teach a bear religion? They decided they would investigate and report next time they met.
At the next meeting the priest, sporting some bandages, explained how he went up to the bear and while he met some resistance the bear calmed don once the holy water was sprinkled on it and they talked religion the rest of the afternoon.
The baptist minister, with a few more bandages and his arm in a sling, explianed, "We don't sprinkle them like you catholics, we dunk them. Well, that bear would have none of it but i finally got him dunked in the lake and he calmed down and we discussed religion the rest of the afternoon."
Meanwhile the rabbi is sitting there in a full body cast and the minister and the priest look at him. He just asks, "Ever try and circumcise one of those things?"
I also suppose it is also good you are not Jewish. It might get tiring explaining the missing horn cover.