A senior member of a casual coffee group, Clarence, lived a few doors down from my grandfather who recently had his driver’s license revoked. Since my grandfather couldn’t drive, Clarence would pick him up in the morning and take him to a small diner for breakfast. His efforts were truly an act of kindness as my grandfather wasn't much fun to be around having just lost his freedom to drive. I would stop in at the diner, when my work schedule allowed, to visit them. One Friday morning, while at breakfast, Clarence was meeting with a friend, Merlin, and I heard him mention he needed to "act quickly before the guy changed his mind". Clarence had just struck a deal for a 29" Tudor from a local guy who owned it for better than 30 years with the intention of restoring it but never started the project. They were trying to figure out how they would get the car home... I figured I owed him a return favor for all the help he was giving my grandfather so I quickly offered to help them pick up the car with a trailer. We picked up the car and had it pushed into his small shop before days end.
Over the next 5 months, I would stop by every couple days on my way home from work and check up on the progress Clarence and Merlin were making on the restoration. They were having so much fun it was infectious. I started showing up on Saturdays to help and I got the bug… About 4 months after Clarence completed his car, I noticed an ad in the Saturday paper for a 1928 Closed Cab pickup in Atwater, MN. I drove up early the next day to look at it and took a trailer along just in case. I bought it on the spot and hauled it home. It was in pretty sad shape. It had been in an accident and the passenger side was a bit caved in, it had been painted black with a paint brush, the metal was mostly rust along the bottom 4” of the cab and the box looked like it was used to haul scrap iron. Once home, I changed the oil, filled the radiator, put in a new battery, filed the points, cleaned the plugs, poured a couple gallons in the gas tank and it started right up. I didn’t tell Clarence or Merlin I had purchased the truck…I waited until Saturday and just drove it to the diner to surprise them. I had breakfast with them and didn’t say a word about the purchase until we walked out the door together. They looked the A over and exchanged “knowing” glances then commented on how much work we had in front of us! When I told them I didn’t have any lights and it was balking a bit, they decided to follow me back to my shop. At the first corner was a stop sign that intersected Main Street and since Main was the shortest path to my shop, I took it. As I pulled away from the intersection, it started to backfire. Within three blocks I was pulled over by one of the local deputy police, with his lights flashing, right in front of the local bakery that has a coffee shop at the front with almost all windows to the street. I glanced over a couple times while stopped to see that there were a lot of faces pasted in the windows watching the spectacle. The deputy was suggesting that I should get a ticket for operating a vehicle with no lights, a license plate 36 years out of date, questionable brakes and causing a disturbance with what sounded like a shotgun. Clarence, Merlin and I convinced him to change his mind with a bit of humor and the promise to stop the noise and get off the road as quickly as possible. Clarence asked the police officer for an escort and he agreed to lead the way. Clarence and Merlin brought up the rear and I drove the A through town backfiring every couple hundred feet.
The following Monday at 8:00 AM, I was visited by the same deputy at my place of business and handed a driving citation noting lack of registration, unsafe vehicle condition and disturbing the peace. The deputy explained the Chief of police called him into his office upon his arrival and insisted I be issued a citation and I was to immediately report to his office or risk arrest. I thought the Chief was being a bit heavy handed as my wife Jean and I played on the same couple’s softball team as he and his wife did. He really didn’t need to threaten arrest. I was a local businessman…involved in the community and always there when there was a local fundraiser or community project…an arrest would be even more embarrassing after the show in front of the coffee shop. I followed the deputy back to the Chief’s office and when I walked through the door, there sat a local County Judge and the Chief. The Judge, also an acquaintance, had been in the coffee shop Saturday morning, seen the disturbance and had a real stern look on his face. The Chief, Denny, had his back to me with the telephone to his ear. The Judge started saying something about respect for the law and I quickly looked the Chief’s way to discover he was shaking from laughter and was so red faced from holding it in I knew I was off the hook. We laughed till our sides hurt. Denny let me keep my copy of the ticket and the Judge let me know I could skip the specified court date. Both guys still smile every time I meet one of them. I’m sure they are still enjoying the prank they pulled on me. They rattled me pretty good!
Long story…but I hope you enjoyed it!
Good Day!
Dave in MN