what your dad says!

An expression my Dad used quite often, and I use it too. Run across a know it all who talks all the time and he would say, "He's so full of hot air that if you held your hand over his mouth he would fart himself to death."
 
My dad ran a billiard parlor (aka pool hall). His favorite saying was "I'll sell you one for the price of two." It's surprising how many bought in to that. LOL
 
My dad use to say to me as I would leave the house for the evening..
"Don't call me if you end up in jail , cause I anit comin ta get ya !"
OR
"Boy, if ya had any more brains you'd be dangerous"
Of course we never got along , and he meant it ......
 
Back in the late '70's my dad was starting to restore the '40 2 dr. sedan he bought back in 1940. He also had a rusted out '66 Galaxie with a 289 and overdrive. When I told him he should put that 289 into the '40 he simply said "Then it wouldn't be a '40 Ford anymore." I thought about that a lot over the years and now that I've inheirited his other '40, I say the same thing to people who think I should put in a Cxxxy, but they don't get it. (Why is it always the same mindless comment: "put a C---y in it"? Brainwashed by the street rod magazines, I guess.)
 
My dad use to say to me as I would leave the house for the evening..
"Don't call me if you end up in jail , cause I anit comin ta get ya !"
......

This brings back to mind one my dad would say,,"If you get locked up and your in the right I'll come an get you out but if your in the wrong don't hold your breath waiting to see me." HRP
 
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