Spicey Car Photos

[Bob Bidonde]

These photos of babes on cars were hot stuff back in the 1920s and 1930s. Today there are worse TV commercials.

 

[GPierce]

Wow! No tatoo's

 

[Art Newland]

Like my Brodie/Suicide knob!

 

[DougVieyra]

Bob - Post # 1: ". . . photos of babes on cars were hot stuff back in the 1920s and 1930s."
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I can assure you Bob, that today I would STILL find them alluring !

 

[Y-Blockhead]

This young lady can pull my spark plug anytime...

 

[Marshall V. Daut]

How did you get pictures of my mother????

Man in trench coat, standing in an alleyway, to a man passing by: "Hey, Mister! Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?"
Man, indignantly: "Of course not!!!"
Man in alley, reaching inside his trench coat: "Wanna buy some?""

Ha, ha, ha! Oh, I bet I get banished for that one.
Marshall

 

[Brad in Germany]

Here is an updated version:

Brad in Germany

 

[Marshall V. Daut]

Brad -
Is there a car in your photo? I didn't notice...
Marshall

 

[Brad in Germany]

I'm thinking that the wheels are not correct for this truck, but looking closely it does look like original style Firestone tires.....and the sealed beam headlights, where are they from?

Brad in Germany

 

[Art Newland]

That looks like Dick Steinkamp's Tudor!!!

 

[montanafordman]

I'm thinking that the wheels are not correct for this truck, but looking closely it does look like original style Firestone tires.....and the sealed beam headlights, where are they from?

Brad in Germany

There are wheels and tires in there?

 

[Tom F OHIO]

Marshall, that joke you told is showing your age. Ha! Ha!

 

[Marshall V. Daut]

Yeah, you're right, Tom. I guess to update the joke to suit modern American technology, jargon and the "new" demographics, the man in the trench coat should be offering photos of the guy's wife on a diskette or a zip drive. And maybe I'd have to change "trench coat" to "hoodie"? Also, who stands in city alleys anymore - and lives to tell about it? And to be 100% PC, there'd have to be a racial balance so that at least one of the main characters would have to be a minority figure, preferably with some kind of disability. And...and...and...
Oh, heck! Forget it. It's not worth the effort to bring a classic joke into the 21st Century. It's better off staying in Grandpa's time.
Marshall

 

[wingski]

Of course they're spicy, they're french photos.

 

[SeaSlugs]

Yeah, you're right, Tom. I guess to update the joke to suit modern American technology, jargon and the "new" demographics, the man in the trench coat should be offering photos of the guy's wife on a diskette or a zip drive. And maybe I'd have to change "trench coat" to "hoodie"? Also, who stands in city alleys anymore - and lives to tell about it? And to be 100% PC, there'd have to be a racial balance so that at least one of the main characters would have to be a minority figure, preferably with some kind of disability. And...and...and...
Oh, heck! Forget it. It's not worth the effort to bring a classic joke into the 21st Century. It's better off staying in Grandpa's time.
Marshall

What the heck is a zip drive or diskette? You mean instagram and the cloud?

 

[Benson]

Marshall,

To be more up to date your trenchcoat man should offer photos on an eight inch floppy disk.

 

[Anteek29]

Whoa...hot cars and racy ladies on the Barn??

 

[2manycars]

Bob, I have a whole file of photos like those, and most are from Europe. I prefer the newer style, with a model A Ford, and with the larger headlights.

 

[rowens55]

Larger head lights!?!? Yup, I think your right! Must be truck lights.

 

[William Kelchner]

I just forgot my name!!