Some Fun In Fantasy Land

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jg61hawk

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This may be fun: A fantasy conversation between a new car owner (like a Vette or something exotic) and a Model A owner. I'll post a few that came to my mind and let's see you guys and gals post some of your own.

Vette Dude: I can smoke my tires in three gears.
Model A Dude: My tires smoke when my brakes stick

Vette Dude: I'm late arriving because my navigation system is down right now.
Model A Dude: I'm late arriving because my map blew out the window.

Vette Dude: I have dual climate control and the wife loves it.
Model A Dude: My wife hates the smell of exhaust so tolerates the side curtains missing.

YOU GUYS GET THE POINT. ADD A FEW. YEAH I TOOK A VACATION DAY TODAY AND NO I'M NOT DRINKING...YET!
 
Vette Dude: I've got a twin exhaust
Model A Dude: Me too. One out the back and one at the flange.
 
jg61hawk said:
This may be fun: A fantasy conversation between a new car owner (like a Vette or something exotic) and a Model A owner. I'll post a few that came to my mind and let's see you guys and gals post some of your own.

Vette Dude: I can smoke my tires in three gears.
Model A Dude: My tires smoke when my brakes stick

Vette Dude: I'm late arriving because my navigation system is down right now.
Model A Dude: I'm late arriving because my map blew out the window.

Vette Dude: I have dual climate control and the wife loves it.
Model A Dude: My wife hates the smell of exhaust so tolerates the side curtains missing.

YOU GUYS GET THE POINT. ADD A FEW. YEAH I TOOK A VACATION DAY TODAY AND NO I'M NOT DRINKING...YET!
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Are you sure you are not drinking or smokin? Wayne
 
Vette Dude: 5 hours of diagnostics shows the ECM is glitching up the ignition system.
Model A Dude: 5 minutes was spent changing my condensor.
 
Vette Dude: This thing is great for picking up chicks.
Model A Dude: I can fit 25 crates of pullets in the bed.
 
Vette Dude: Just got my new hypo spark plug wire set for only $180.00
Model A Dude: Just got my new stock spark wire set for $2.75 Gees, they seem to have gone up since a bought them 40 years ago!
 
Vette Dude: I just got a 5 hour dyno tune.
Model A Dude : I tune every day with the spark lever and the GAV on the way to work.
 
Vette Dude: I have a black box to run all of my electronics.
Model A Dude: I have the most complex software ever made (between my ears) to control ignition timing, fuel mixture, shift timing, sophisticated navigation calculations, and much more.
 
Vette Dude: Dang, it's hot in here, turn the A/C up

Model A Dude: Dang, it's hot in here, roll the windows down
 
Little kid: Wow mister, what a neat car!

Vette Dude: Thanks kid.

Little kid: I wasn't talking to you.
 
Vette Dude: I can't believe the thief took less then 30 seconds to get in, start, and drive away with my car.

Model A Dude: I can't believe I laughed for more than 30 minutes watching that thief trying to figure out how to start my car.
 
Just because someone has a different car doesn't make them WEIRD! It's more fun to ADMIRE their car & get them talking. We might LURN SOMETHING & meet some really FINE & interesting folks. If you're gonna' be a TURD, go lay in the YARD.
Did you know that the SBC design was almost chosen to replace the Ford Flathead V-8, in 1954? It was designed by FORD ENGINEERS!!!
Bill W.
 
Y-Blockhead said:
SO that's why the Ford Y-Block Y-8 (came out in '54) is the ONLY Ford with the distributor in the back of the engine (aka SBC)? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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NO, there was a TRUE SBC type design, shelved in favor of the Y-Block Design. Years later, some of the engines were discovered in a storage facility, somewhere??? I've seen PICS of them.
Bill W.
 
BILL WILLIAMSON said:
Just because someone has a different car doesn't make them WEIRD! It's more fun to ADMIRE their car & get them talking. We might LURN SOMETHING & meet some really FINE & interesting folks. If you're gonna' be a TURD, go lay in the YARD.
Did you know that the SBC design was almost chosen to replace the Ford Flathead V-8, in 1954? It was designed by FORD ENGINEERS!!!
Bill W.
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Vette Dude: Nice car.

Model A Dude: Thanks, your's is very nice also

Vette Dude: Thank you

Model A Dude: Want a beer?
 
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BILL WILLIAMSON said:
NO, there was a TRUE SBC type design, shelved in favor of the Y-Block Design. Years later, some of the engines were discovered in a storage facility, somewhere??? I've seen PICS of them.
Bill W.
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SO you're saying they screwed up twice by putting the distributor in the back where you can't easily get to it?? haha!
 
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