My Job and the Boss ?

peters180a/170b

peters180a/170b

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I went to speak to the Boss .I told him ,I have been an employee of this company for over 10 years. I won't beat around the bush , i have 4 companies after me and so i decided to talk to you first. I need a raise! My Boss said, A RAISE? With current economic downturn and negative impact on sales ,its really not a good time. I know but consider my hard work,pro-activeness and loyalty to the company for over 10 years.. OK ,said my Boss i am willing to offer you 10% raise and an extra 5 days vacation time..GREAT i said,THANK YOU ! So my boss out of curiosity,what companies were after you? ELECTRIC company,WATER company ,MORTGAGE company and my OIL company.!:rolleyes:
 
Ha!...Pete, you sure have a way with words!

Interesting but same here and a few more: SEED company, FERTILIZER company, CHEMICAL company,,,,,

Pluck
 
Thats Cute!

I had a similar thing years ago when I accualy worked, I asked the forman for a raise after being there 5 years and he told me-- " Sure see that ladder over there, climb up there and change the burned out light bulbs that why you will get a raise and things will look much brighter for you"-------------:D

Not really but I thought it was funny
 
I once worked for an excavation outfit that ran the whole crew at highball speed. One hot, dusty, buggy day a new guy stops the boss and asks, "when do I get a break?". Without slowing his stride, the boss answers, "son, you got a break the day we hired you".
 
Well my new part time job is in REAL ESTATE ..So i closed my first deal only to discover that the piece of land i sold was completely under water:(.. I figured the customer is going to come back pretty mad:mad:.. So i ask the boss should i give him his money back :confused: MONEY BACK :confused: yelled my boss:mad:. What kind of salesman are you :confused: Get out and sell him a HOUSEBOAT.":eek:
 
peters180a/170b said:
Well my new part time job is in REAL ESTATE ..So i closed my first deal only to discover that the piece of land i sold was completely under water:(.. I figured the customer is going to come back pretty mad:mad:.. So i ask the boss should i give him his money back :confused: MONEY BACK :confused: yelled my boss:mad:. What kind of salesman are you :confused: Get out and sell him a HOUSEBOAT.":eek:
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Now thats funny.
 
A blonde pushes her model A into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

just my 2 cents
 
So…..I had this dream last night. Seems that I was involved in an Model A car accident with fellow FB’ers, Pluck, Red Rocket and Peters180A. I woke up at the Pearly Gates and was welcomed by St Peter, who says, “Let me show you around Heaven, Hoarse”.

I follow St Peter down a long corridor and he opens a door. As I look in, I’m shocked to find Pluck with a very ugly woman. I asked St Peter, “How come Pluck is with that ugly woman?” St Peter replies, “Well you see Hoarse, Pluck has led a very evil life and this is his punishment.”

We continue down the corridor and St Peter opens another door which reveals Red Rocket with an even uglier woman. “Why is Red Rocket with that ugly woman”, I ask St Peter. He has the same response, “Red Rocket has led a very evil life and this is his punishment.”

So we walk further down the corridor where St Peter opens yet another door. To my surprise, there is Peters180A with the stunning beautiful, Marilyn Monroe! I turn to St Peter and said, “ I don’t get it. I understand that Pluck and Red Rocket led evil lives and are punished by being with ugly women.
So why is Peters180A with a beautiful woman?”

He replies, “Well you see Hoarse, Marilyn Monroe has led a very evil life and…….
 
HoarseWhisperer [I can go for that with "Marilyn" ,,that would be heaven for me] thanks:p.. ..So my neighbor came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike in the driveway. Where did you get the money to buy that bike its got to be worth $300.00 the father asked:confused: EASY said his son "I earned it HIKING.." Tell the truth son." I am telling the truth dad. Every night you were gone mom's boss would come over to see mom and he'd give me $20.00 bill and tell me to take a HIKE!:rolleyes:
 
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A guy walks into his wifes kitchen with a duck under his arm.
He says "This is the pig i have been having sex with".
The wife says "Thats not a pig, its a duck"
The man says "Im not talking to you"
 
WELL WELL WELL... A male frog calls the Psychic Hotline and is told ,You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.:)" The frog said GREAT! Will i meet her at a party ,or what:confused: "NO" said the psychic. "Next semester in her BIOLOGY class.":eek:
 
OK Peter,,,,,,,,,
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
 
This is my last one before someone complains...:Two Great White Sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. Follow me" son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing" and they did . "Well done ,son! Now we swim around them a few times with all our fins showing," and they did . Now we eat everybody "and they did . When they were both gorged the son asked,Dad ,why didn't we just eat them all at first:confused: Why did we swim around and around them" His wise father replied , "Because they taste better without the crap inside":eek:. Great day for a drive in the "A". Have a good one all...:cool:
 
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