made me smile anyway

Graeme / New Zealand · Dec 30, 2013

"Its about as welcome as a fart in an astronaut suit"
"It's about as much use as a chocolate fireguard"
"That old V8 pulls like a schoolboy"

GB

Tom Walker · Dec 30, 2013

Applies to any under-powered vehicle:

"would'nt pull a greasy stick out of a dogs bum...!"

learnt in outback Oz, along with many unrepeatables.

Zeke...PA · Dec 30, 2013

A man's ambition must be small to write his name or others on a **** house wall.

JWL · Dec 30, 2013

"Doesn't have enough power to pull a greased dick out of a lard barrel".

Graeme / New Zealand · Dec 30, 2013

"It wouldn't pull a sick sailor off your sister"

"He couldn't drive a nail up a dead dogs ***" (for the useless driver)

amodel25 · Dec 30, 2013

"That thing is as loose as a dick in a shirt sleeve"

Ken Bull · Dec 30, 2013

Grandpa usta say "use your head for somethin besides a Hat Rack"

Lanny · Dec 30, 2013

She musta mistakin a 'sugar pill' for her 'birth control' pill,
and she just had the sweetest li'll baby ya ever seen.

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gmc1941 · Dec 31, 2013

If conceit was consumption, YOU would be consumed.

felix37 · Dec 31, 2013

That's as tight as a Dicks hat band.
If I wanted to listen to an *** hole, I'd fart.

66miles · Jan 3, 2014

" Guy's so dumb he couldn't find a pair of **** in a Bangkok strip joint "!