What I Got For Christmas
When filling the tank with non-ethanol fuel, I got a crack in the bottom of the years-old plastic bottle of Marvel Mystery Oil. I bought that MMM at a “everything on this table 50% off” sale at the local Ace Hardware. Bought two of them. Reasonable to presume they were many years old when I got ‘em. The trunk now has a delightful aroma of wintergreen. My hand smelled nice, too. Then there was a rivulet of gasoline running down my driveway, which I diagnosed as a carb float that filled with gasoline. Having replaced the float and buttoned everything up the glass fuel thingie started leaking. So after turning off the new inline ball valve I went back to bed. Oh yes, I did wash my hands first.