lyrics (was Re: Henry Ford's Model-A By Oscar Ford)
I think these lyrics are about 95% correct. Internet search indicates that the song was also recorded by the "New Lost City Ramblers" in 1968.
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"Henry Ford's Model A" by Oscar Ford
All you folks a' listen to what I say
I bought a new Ford called a Model A
Ol' John Henry knew his biz
When he said I'm a' gonna make a lady out of Liz
A fella' bought one just the other day
He went to try it out on a new highway
When he got to 60, well he lost his nerve
and forgot to shut it off when he went around a curve
He passed two Packards and a Cadillac too
With the speed meter sitting on 72
Just along the road you could hear the fella' shout
The darn thing's in second and I can't get it out
If your girl don't love you, let me tell you what to do
Find you a Ford that's big enough for two
When you give one a ride, she'll hit you with a smile
And she'll want to stop and kiss you every time you go a mile
Now if you're going to Heaven, I will give you all a tip
Drive an old Ford, cause you'll probably make the trip
But if you're going to torment, drive a Model A
For you'll out-run the devil, and you're bound to get away