Friday Funnies....

[1936 ford pickup]

I have not been geeting a good nights sleep lately, last night I had a crazy dream about mufflers and catalytic converters, I woke up exhausted.


Went to my doctor the other day to find out why I am not getting a good nights sleep, I told him I have been having crazy dreams, one night I dream I am a tee-pee and the next night I dream I am a wig-wam, then a tee-pee, then a wig-wam, then a tee-pee. Doctor said hold on a minute I know what is wrong with you, you are too tense (tents)

 

[Lanny]

And I'm sure you've all heard about the doctor, that never had
enough patience, which caused him to go out of business.





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[GB SISSON]

And then there was the man who walked through a screen door and strained himself. Or the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw. Let's not forget that poor guy that fell into a septic tank.... He didn't know how to swim, but he was going through the movements. (I seem to be turning into my father).