malpais
Well-known member
As we work on these old cars, customer service conversations sometimes get interesting.
Once such conversation occurred at NAPA.
"I need a coil for '53 ford"
"we can't get stuff that old"
"Your site shows one. Part No. xxxxxx"
"My computer doesn't accept '53".
"Try it anyway, please".
"Well look! a coil for a 53 Ford!"
Today it was glass setting tape. I picked up the glass for my '39 PU. Nicely cut and nice finished edges. Nice tint.
"I need some glass setting tape for that."
"We don't use tape. Doesn't stick well".
"It isn't sticky".
"Well then how does it stick"?
"It doesn't. Never mind".
So I called another auto glass specialty shop.
"Do you sell auto glass setting tape"?
"You mean the blue stuff that hold the windshield in while it dries"?
"No, I mean the stuff that you wrap around the edge of the glass before one pushes it into the frame". It should be thin, looks like electrician's tape".
"What does electricians tape look like? We have some tape that's 1 1/2 inch".
"I believe that's width. I need thin-thickness like 1/32".
"Oh, thickness! Butyl".
"You have butyl tape"?
"No. Butyl is illegal anyway. We can't take the risk. I better get a technician. You mean you want a windshield gasket....."
"No, setting tape".
"We urethane the windows in".
"You have urethane tape, or is like caulk or glue"?
"Yea, it comes in a tube".
"Guess we're not on the same page".
"Just tell us year and model of the vehicle - we'll get the right stuff".
"1939 Ford Pickup".
Silence. "OOhhh".
I gave up and ordered it on the internet. I know all young parts people are not like this, but sometimes it's funny!
"
Once such conversation occurred at NAPA.
"I need a coil for '53 ford"
"we can't get stuff that old"
"Your site shows one. Part No. xxxxxx"
"My computer doesn't accept '53".
"Try it anyway, please".
"Well look! a coil for a 53 Ford!"
Today it was glass setting tape. I picked up the glass for my '39 PU. Nicely cut and nice finished edges. Nice tint.
"I need some glass setting tape for that."
"We don't use tape. Doesn't stick well".
"It isn't sticky".
"Well then how does it stick"?
"It doesn't. Never mind".
So I called another auto glass specialty shop.
"Do you sell auto glass setting tape"?
"You mean the blue stuff that hold the windshield in while it dries"?
"No, I mean the stuff that you wrap around the edge of the glass before one pushes it into the frame". It should be thin, looks like electrician's tape".
"What does electricians tape look like? We have some tape that's 1 1/2 inch".
"I believe that's width. I need thin-thickness like 1/32".
"Oh, thickness! Butyl".
"You have butyl tape"?
"No. Butyl is illegal anyway. We can't take the risk. I better get a technician. You mean you want a windshield gasket....."
"No, setting tape".
"We urethane the windows in".
"You have urethane tape, or is like caulk or glue"?
"Yea, it comes in a tube".
"Guess we're not on the same page".
"Just tell us year and model of the vehicle - we'll get the right stuff".
"1939 Ford Pickup".
Silence. "OOhhh".
I gave up and ordered it on the internet. I know all young parts people are not like this, but sometimes it's funny!
"