Yep, it is a job. How about using a dial indicator and move the crank up and down to measure the clearance? The bad thing is you won't get to see the condition of the babbitt.
Interesting! A few years ago GM came up with a special tool for checking rod bearing clearances that clamped on the crank and had a dial indicator that read off the bottom of the rod. I never saw one; just pictures in the factory shop manual. I imagine that it cost dealers a pretty penny!
I would think oil viscosity would be a factor. Dial indicating an A main with 30W or 40 oil in it may not give an accurate reading. Modern engines with 0W or 5W something oil may "squish" the oil out to get a true reading.