Check out this speedo turtle

[dumb person]

Hmm.. So old people complain that nobody wants original cars, yet they hoard all the parts to stop people restoring them. So i end up having to go to stupid lengths to mend stuff you guys would laugh at.

Here, have a laugh at this. Had to put valve grinding paste in it to bed it in because it was distorted afterwards.

 

[BILL WILLIAMSON]

Is that TURTLE slow, like me? Or is it a HARE, in DISGUISE?
Bill Slowerthanmost

 

[katy]

I once knew a girl that was a real slow talker. Before she could say "I'm not that kind of girl", she was.