Car joke

There is a new model in Italy called the Mafia. Raise the hood and there is another underneath...
When you cross a Valiant with a Comet you get a Vomit: Bucket seats and a throw up top

Somebody stop me...
 
F**ked Over Recycled Dodge.

(if anything, though I'd say it's the other way round.)
 
P-O-N-T-I-A-C
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac.
(cleaned up a bit, from the original, so as to be non-offensive)
MIKE :) (mikeburch)
 
Now they're picking up the pieces
With a garbage can and rake
Because he grabbed somebody' knee
when he should have grabbed the brake

BURMA SHAVE
 
A nice car is a Cadillac, the best car is a FORD. But all there is to a Chevrolet is four wheels and a board.
 
Meaning Chevrolet is cheap junk, where as Ford is cheap but quality built. Could be Aussie as are many things in this world but you would not know it. Regards, Kevin.
 
There once was a man from New Boston,
Who bought a new sports car-an Austin;
There was room for his a__
And a gallon of gas,
And you know the rest......

 
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