Car joke

Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North:D



"Have you out-driven a Ford lately?"

"Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!"

"That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory."

"You might own a FORD if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."

"I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford."

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords."
 
I turned up to a night club with some jumper cables draped around my neck. The guy on the door said I could come in as long as I didn't start anything.

Badum-tisch!

Mart.
 
Well, I think cabin fever is starting in the North:D



"Have you out-driven a Ford lately?"

"Speed kills. Drive a Ford and live forever!"

"That's not a leak. My Ford's just marking it's territory."

"You might own a FORD if you keep getting sympathy cards from the dept of transport."

"I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford."

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords."

you forgot one "" FORD "" Fix Or Repair Daily , and I'll leave it at that ..
..................OLD............BILL:cool:
 
How about, Fell Over Resting in Driveway? This is what happened to my 98 F150 when one of the torsion bars broke!
 
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