A guy swaggers up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Schlitz.
Bartender says, we ain't got no Schlitz & hands the drunk a different beer.
15 minuets later the drunk is back at the bar and says, bartender, I want a
Schlitz. Bartender says, we ain't got no Schlitz, & hands him a different beer.
15 minuets later, here comes the drunk again, says bartender, I want a Schlitz.
Bartender says, hey buddy, if you take the Grain out of Grain Belt, what would
you have, drunk thought for a second and said, a Belt. Bartender says correct.
Then the bartender says, hey buddy, if you take the Coors out of Coors Lite,
what would you have. after few seconds, the drunk says, a Lite. Again the
the Bartender says, correct.
Then the bartender says, hey buddy, if you take the F@&k out of Schlitz, what
would you have, the drunk thought for a couple minuets and said, there ain't
no F@&k in Schlitz.
Bartender says, That's Right Buster, We Ain't Got NO F@&kin Schlitz !!!
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