And a visit from Homeland Security.Half gallon of kerosene, two pounds of 1/2" roofing nails, one mason jar of clear, one jetski, 50' of ski rope, and a clear day on a blue lake.
The nails and kerosene go in the tank.
The clear goes in you.
Tie one end of the rope to the tank, the other to the jetski.
Have a nice ride.