29er
Senior Member
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Thanks for all your contributions to my "A" knowledge this year. You've made my world a little bigger, a little brighter. And as a way of saying "Thanks!", I've written this little carol:
HARK! THE HORN, “AHOOGHA” SINGS
Hark! The horn, “Ahoogha”, sings.
Turn the key, the engine pings.
Raise the hood, pour in some oil,
See the radiator boil.
Joyful all ye Barners rise
Drive your car before it dies.
With angelic host proclaim,
“Our old cars will rise again”
With angelic host proclaim,
“We will spare Ford’s good name”.
Even though the gas may drip,
Drive it on another trip.
Drive it though the gears may grind,
Drive it though the brakes may bind.
Through the night the lights may flutter.
Through the day the spark may stutter.
Give the GAV a little turn.
How much gas does this car burn?
Give the carb a little choke.
Dang, this car will make me broke.
Spent some money, got it fixed.
A second car the wife has nixed.
Adjust the valves replace the rings.
Listen how that engine sings.
Man and car now reconciled,
Treat your Ford just like a child.
With angelic host proclaim,
“We have spared Ford’s good name”
With angelic host proclaim,
“We have spared Ford’s good name”
All the Best,
Mike in Oregon
HARK! THE HORN, “AHOOGHA” SINGS
Hark! The horn, “Ahoogha”, sings.
Turn the key, the engine pings.
Raise the hood, pour in some oil,
See the radiator boil.
Joyful all ye Barners rise
Drive your car before it dies.
With angelic host proclaim,
“Our old cars will rise again”
With angelic host proclaim,
“We will spare Ford’s good name”.
Even though the gas may drip,
Drive it on another trip.
Drive it though the gears may grind,
Drive it though the brakes may bind.
Through the night the lights may flutter.
Through the day the spark may stutter.
Give the GAV a little turn.
How much gas does this car burn?
Give the carb a little choke.
Dang, this car will make me broke.
Spent some money, got it fixed.
A second car the wife has nixed.
Adjust the valves replace the rings.
Listen how that engine sings.
Man and car now reconciled,
Treat your Ford just like a child.
With angelic host proclaim,
“We have spared Ford’s good name”
With angelic host proclaim,
“We have spared Ford’s good name”
All the Best,
Mike in Oregon
