Bill,
Buster-T probably is avoiding letting humans know all of his talents.
Right after you go to sleep he probaby reads the newspaper, then brushes his teeth before he goes to sleep -- next morning, naturally his toothbrush is dry -- what can one expect.
One should never underestimate a canine's true understanding of life -- they never waste their time worrying; they hold no grudges; they express thanks when they receive food or drink; one hug is worth millions to them; they can read minds & feelings of humans better than any psychologist; they fully understand how to brighten the day of the elderly in despair in nursing homes & assisted living; -- they are so precious to so many people just like you who really understands them.
Also, they cherish Model A rides with their very good buddies.