Run fdor Congress

V12Bill

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I think I am more than qualified to run for the Senate or Congress. This week I drove from NJ to Carlisle, PA to shop for my needs and plan to do the same this coming week by driving out to Hershey, PA. It cost me in gas, tolls, parking and entry fees a total of $97. I bought $29.75 worth of parts. If I get the practice and the routine down correctly, I should be a shoe in!!
 
That's sounds like you have it figured out! Run on the " Do Nothing" platform for Congress. Go for 2 terms and you are set for life!!
 
Nope! He did not lie about the money. That is the secret, lying. If you tell the truth you do not have a chance. The current members of Congress do not want a truthful person amongst them.
 
Come up with a few phoney excuses, blame it on the last administration and you could be president!
 
I'm sure you got your value in pleasure just being there! And, finding something worth buying? That's all bonus. I'm on your side.
 
"Too bad all the people who really know how to run the country spend all their time working on old cars." If you see that on the back of a t shirt in Hershey it could be me.
 
Based on all the above, you would only qualify if the parts you bought were made in CHINA, and the money you spaent was borrowed from them.!
 
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