As long as we're having fun here, I'll add a story. Several years ago, I had an older neighbor of Czechoslovakian ancestry. He was very proud of it and referred to his family as the "Crazy Wondra's". He got a brand new Mercury in 1993, of which he was also very proud. I told him he should be, as the engine in the car was made in Bohemia. He was kind of astonished, but pleased with that fact, but asked me how I knew. I reached in and turned on the ignition and said "See for yourself". He looked in, and sure enough, there in red letters in the middle of the instrument cluster it said "Check Engine". Insert groans here.