Good joke!
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Geezerville
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Similar to "All YUGO's had rear window defrosters so your hands would stay warm while pushing them".
Tom Wesenberg
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All new Chevys will have magnetic rear bumpers.
It's to pick up the falling parts.
It's to pick up the falling parts.
Art Bjornestad
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All new chevys will be painted green so as to hide in the grass and watch the fords go by.
Tom Elliott
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98 percent of Chevy trucks are still on the road, the rest of them made it home.
Rex_A_Lott
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It was a good joke...too bad plastic wont stick to a magnet.
Flathead
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That's a good one.
ericr
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to look back to the Model "A" milieu, I used to hear my Dad's long-deceased friends that bought used Chevrolets of the Twenties in later years, talking about putting lag bolts through the wood-framed doors because they were out of yaw.
Though I do think the GM practice of the era of putting cowl lamps flat on the cowl makes a nicer appearance than Model "A" cowl lights.
Though I do think the GM practice of the era of putting cowl lamps flat on the cowl makes a nicer appearance than Model "A" cowl lights.
springerpete
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My '71 Chevy K10 sites next to my '29 A roadster. Both are fine running vehicles. Neither one has ever stranded me on the road.
CarlG
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After having owned a Dodge Durango, my son put one of these on the back of his new F250 Crew Cab:
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Allanw
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Yugo jokes are usually pretty safe!
Did you hear they made a Station Wagon version of the Yugo???
It was called the "We-all-go!
We also got Russian made "Lada" cars here in the 80's and 90's (Based on the Fiat 124). They were the butt of MANY jokes... often deservedly so - our local dealer used to have rust removed from brand new cars sometimes!
Lada Owner: "My car will only get to 70 up that hill!"
Dealer: "WOW! That's good! What are you expecting?????"
Lada Owner: "Well, I live at number 92!"
burner31
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Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the gate, St Peter tells Henry Ford: "Well, you've been such a good guy, invented the car, changed the world. As a reward you can hang out with anybody in Heaven of your choice." So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: "I would like to hang out with God himself?" So St Peter takes him directly to God's thrown and Henry Ford starts by saying: "God, I don't want to sound biased, but you have some major design flaws in Your invention, the Woman. 1. There's too much front end protrusion 2. It chatters at high speeds 3. The rear end wobbles too much 4. The intake is too close to the exhaust." "HMMMM" says God and goes over to the Celestial Super Computer, types in a few key strokes, and waits for the results. He then turns to Henry Ford and says; "It may be that My invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer more men are riding My invention then your's".
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source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/corporatejokes/fordjokes.html
