My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Taking Sh*t Apart
"Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament."