An original poem, Sung to the tune, "HARK! THE HERALD ANGEL SINGS":
HARK! THE HORN, “AHOOGHA” SINGS
Hark! The horn, “Ahoogha”, sings
Turn the key, the engine pings.
Raise the hood, pour in some oil,
See the radiator boil.
Joyful all ye Barners rise
Drive your car before it dies
With angelic...